I refuse to date guys with no sense of humor.

Or, as I like to say, my anaconda don’t want none unless you got puns, hun.


Iron and Wine - Such great Heights 

I am thinking it’s a sign

That the freckles in our eyes

Are mirror images and when we kiss

They’re perfectly aligned

But we’ve all cried over someone
Got drunk and lied to our mums
When we were two worlds away
Of who we are today
― (via frazzledfran)


when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade